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Thursday, December 28, 2006

The coming year

I need to do better this coming year. Here are some things I need to improve on:

Do not judge people
Be Happy
Do not care what people think of you
Be more outspoken
Be friends with everyone you meet
Be good
Love and be loveable
Listen
Do your best at everything
learn new things
try to meet new people
Just have a heck of a good time with life
Date
...I hope I can learn to do all these things and still have time to take a nap once in a while.

Patty: I need a favor.
Homer Simpson: Hang on, I'll get my belt sander and try to grind the ugly off your face!
Patty: Ha, ha, ha, very funny.
Homer Simpson: I wasn't joking! [pulls out a belt sander and turns it on]


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return

I am going to copy Ugly Duckling and write my hate/love list.

Things I love:
My friends(most of them)
WW2 movies
The Simpsons/That 70s Show
Getting into a nice warm bed when it is cold outside
drawing
being happy
taking long naps
watching comedies
my family(most of them)
Valentines Day(when you do not love someone)
Thanksgiving and the day after
animals(most of them)
having a clean house and room
traveling
cuddling with someone you love(like a stuffed animal)
autumn
having people love you
collecting shot glasses and salt and pepper shakers
antiques
coke
minute maid o.j.
board games
the game store

Things I hate:
being too cold and too hot
math
wind chimes
not being able to sleep at night
a messy house
dumb boys
when someone does not answer your question
chewing on ice
being sick
Valentines Day(when you have no one to love you back)
When people are in your face all the time
celebrities
jerks
bad drivers
PAF(what's that)

[Grampa pays a visit]
Marge: Where are we going to put him?
Homer: Bart's room.
Lisa: Bart's room.
Marge: Bart's room.
Bart: Dumpster.





Thursday, December 07, 2006

The start


65 years ago today, Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan, bringing the United States into WW11. At 6:00 a.m. on December 7, the six Japanese carriers launched a first wave of 183 planes composed of torpedo bombers, dive-bombers, level bombers and fighters. They attacked military airfields and at the same time they hit the fleet anchored in Pearl Harbor. The surprise was complete. The attacking planes came in two waves; the first hit its target at 7:53 AM, the second at 8:55. By 9:55 it was all over. By 1:00 PM the carriers that launched the planes from 274 miles off the coast of Oahu were heading back to Japan. Overall, twenty-one ships of the U.S. Pacific fleet were damaged and the death toll reached 2,403 with 1,178 injured.
Although stunned by the attack at Pearl Harbor, the Pacific Fleet's aircraft carriers, submarines and, most importantly, its fuel oil storage facilities emerged unscathed. These assets formed the foundation for the American response that led to victory at the Battle of Midway the following June and ultimately to the total destruction of the Japanese Empire four years later.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

What a wonderful day!


Thanksgiving is always fun no matter what... Even if you got two hours of sleep and took a cab to the airport at three in the morning and the cab driver was some Asian man who can not eat turkey because it hurts his stomach so he has to eat a tuna fish sandwich instead and you have to wait in line for an hour to get your plane ticket because no one is working yet and you have a terrible fear that your plane is going to crash on Thanksgiving Day and you will never get to eat yams again. Good thing the plane made it safely into Salt Lake and I was able to eat a lot of food. The day after Thanksgiving is even better. I call it "Lazy Day". All You do on this day is eat leftovers and lounge around and go shopping. Not a big fan of the shopping part. This year it was okay though. The day after lazy day was even better. We all went to the Skybox and watched the BYU/Utah game while we ate and played arcade games.(McSomethingkins was not able to go) The game was amazing though. This is my new blog so you can all eat it.

Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.