The coming year

I need to do better this coming year. Here are some things I need to improve on:

Do not judge people
Be Happy
Do not care what people think of you
Be more outspoken
Be friends with everyone you meet
Be good
Love and be loveable
Listen
Do your best at everything
learn new things
try to meet new people
Just have a heck of a good time with life
Date
...I hope I can learn to do all these things and still have time to take a nap once in a while.

Patty: I need a favor.
Homer Simpson: Hang on, I'll get my belt sander and try to grind the ugly off your face!
Patty: Ha, ha, ha, very funny.
Homer Simpson: I wasn't joking! [pulls out a belt sander and turns it on]