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We tried yet again to find our new ward today. It failed miserably. Well, not so miserably. We thought that our ward, the 16th, was at one o'clock so we get to the ward building and it was the 30th ward. We stayed anyway just so we could say we went to church. When we were singing the first hymn Duckling handed Frogkisser a hymn book. Frogkisser tried singing but then noticed that Duckling had handed her a hymn book that was in Spanish. It made me laugh. During the sacrament Duckling and I noticed these two guys in front of us getting a little too close to each other. One had his arm around the other and they were whispering to one another. It does not sound that bad but it looked pretty bad. Then this other guy joined in and they all had arms around each other and one guy was holding the other guys wrist. I started laughing so hard because it just looked so so funny. Then Duckling started laughing and I could not stop. This is when Duckling wrote me a note on a piece of paper that said, "I just peed a little." Then I could not stop laughing. I was so irreverent.
It was fast and testimony meeting and Superman ,or someone who looked just like him, bore his testimony. I think it was Superman. After that ward was over we booked it out of there. We drove around for a little while and looked at some houses that were for sale. This was making us dizzy looking at all the houses so we went to the institute building and crashed two mingles. That is my story.
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember [thinks] Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.