"Well, get out the crayolas and color me tickled pink"

Yesterday, as I was getting in the shower, I heard a very loud roaring noise. It sounded like a very big motorcycle going down the street. I looked out my bathroom window and saw the lights of a small plane flying right above our house with a helicopter following it. This was freaking me out just a little so I went outside to see what was going on. Will was out there talking on his phone and he said the plane just missed the telephone wires. I thought to myself, " Nothing strange can happen until I see who gets voted off tomorrows episode of So You Think You Can Dance" The plane came back in the opposite direction and this time it was higher, slower, and the helicopter looked like it was on top of the small plane. I just waited to hear a crash and see smoke come up from the ground. Nothing happened so I thought whatever I am getting in the shower. I guess it was just a plane spraying for mosquito's. Nothing to worry about. That is a little boring.
-"You will be like my fourth child and I shall name you Stich Face."