Thank Goodness that's over

I went to the boring city of St. George this weekend for my nephews baptism. It was all in Spanish so I thought," blah." I was sitting in the back of the room, where we were listening to all the people give talks in spanish, and I was thinking, "I am so glad that I do not have to get up there and talk like my mom and Dad do." Well, this guy was talking in Spanish and the next thing I knew he said my name. Paige said that he said I had to go up there and give a testimony. I said no in front of everyone because I have never done anything like that before and I was not going to start there. Like I know what I am doing. No one wants to hear my testimony. They did not even ask me before hand. Who does that? I was so embarrassed. It is nice that that trip is over with.
We all went to the game store last Friday for the second time that week. The game store was throwing a Halloween type party. They celebrated Halloween with ghost stories and Halloween games. We were not able to play any Halloween games because they were all taken. We ended up playing games that we have already played. The very last game we played was Hurricane 5. That one is always a crowd pleaser. This has nothing to do with anything, but does anyone think guys should keep their nails very short? I do.
Still no car. It has been over a month since they said it would be here. This angers me.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Boy oh boy!

Since no one else knows how to write a new post I will set the trend.
My sister is going to have another boy. He can not be as cute as Mikey can he? Mikey will be hard to beat. I think Mikey is going to be a little upset that he will have some competition. He will get over it though... Maybe in like twenty years.
Apparently my car should be here sometime soon. My car salesman assured me that it is some where in the States. Thank goodness. I am so glad that it is not in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean or something. I just want my freaking car for crying in the mud.
Can I just say that that NuvaRing commercial is so dumb. Who's idea was it to rhyme the stupid commercial? "Raise your voice for a different choice." Dumb.
Frogkisser and I took up Racquet ball this week. It is such a fun game and it gets your aggression out. We need someone to come and teach us how to play.
Halloween is coming up and I do not know what I am going to be. I had an idea from this guy named Jim. Last year he was a 3 ring hole puncher. He just put three big round dots on the right side of his tie. He is a cutie. We will see though. I feel like I had something else to say but I can not remember.

Homer: We're going to Disney World. [Homer is seen in front of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World, while sirens sound and searchlights search for Homer] "Mickey Mouse": [over loudspeaker] Step away from the wall, step away from the wall.
Homer: It's so beautiful. [Homer disappears over fence]
Homer: One churro, please.
Cast Member: That'll be fourteen dollars.
Homer: [crying] No. No, no, nooooo. Here.

Still waiting

I think this blog thing is going down the drain. No one posts that much anymore.
My car is still not in. It will be nearing a month of lateness pretty soon. For the past three weeks I have called the car place every Thursday and they have told me that it will be in on that Saturday. I am beginning to believe that it was all a joke. They had no plans on making my car. It is all just a big joke to them. That is what I think anyway. They told me last Thursday that it should be in this Saturday at the latest for sure. We will see.
I bought an ipod yesterday. My sister thinks that I should not have one because I will only put 30 songs on it. Whatever. I am tired and so I am going to bed.

Homer: How about it Bart, would you like a new backyard BBQ pit?
Bart: Can I burn evidence in it?
Homer: We can *all* burn evidence in it.

Crazy cat

My cat is crazy!
I think I am getting sick. Dang all you sick people who got me sick. My stupid car has not come yet. What is going on? I should get something for free from this. Maybe like forgetting about the first month of payment or maybe a car cover or free blue lights on my dash. Give me something for free. It is driving me crazy because it sure is not driving me to work and back. I am still bumming rides off my dad and Frogkisser. Has anyone else noticed that a lot of freaking peoples names start with J? I sure have. I first noticed it about four years ago when I was working in the dining room at my work. Everyone's names started with J. That is all for now.
Marge: Who cut my brakes?
Homer: Oh, yeah. When I was fixing your car, I kinda spilled all your brake liquid. I didn't want to tell you, 'cause I thought you'd get mad.